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01/27/12--10:51: Mollena: @SinnamonLove why can't my uterus just, you know... SKIP a damned month of shedding?!? (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @SinnamonLove why can't my uterus just, you know... SKIP a damned month of shedding?!?


01/27/12--11:41: Mollena: @SinnamonLove wouldn't it be cool if we just laid an egg once a month in a tidy package, like chickens? This viviparous lifestyle sucks, yo! (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @SinnamonLove wouldn't it be cool if we just laid an egg once a month in a tidy package, like chickens? This viviparous lifestyle sucks, yo!


01/27/12--12:22: Mollena: Marine....WHAT?!1!? http://t.co/zs9TBZaL (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Marine....WHAT?!1!? http://t.co/zs9TBZaL


01/27/12--12:39: Mollena: @wyrdbyrd Ha! Take that, ex-Mayor @Graydancer!!! (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @wyrdbyrd Ha! Take that, ex-Mayor @Graydancer!!!


01/27/12--12:40: Mollena: @HouseWench wouldn't that imply their core was...well...watery? (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @HouseWench wouldn't that imply their core was...well...watery?


01/27/12--14:05: Mollena: @Roughinamorato I'm sad I was geeky enough to LOL at that. (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @Roughinamorato I'm sad I was geeky enough to LOL at that.


01/27/12--18:52: Mollena: RT @AncientProverbs: "Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek." -English Proverb (chan 2261433)

Mollena: RT @AncientProverbs: "Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek." -English Proverb


01/27/12--21:20: Mollena: day 2 of the AMISH OVERLOAD...about to have a late-night nom of Amish bratwurst on a freshly baked Amish onion roll. (chan 2261433)

Mollena: day 2 of the AMISH OVERLOAD...about to have a late-night nom of Amish bratwurst on a freshly baked Amish onion roll.


01/27/12--21:23: Mollena: @mhoobler OMG!! **runs to fridge** (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @mhoobler OMG!! **runs to fridge**


01/27/12--21:46: Mollena: Mad props to @angeladeyoha for EPIC COMPLIANCE WITH MY CUPCAKELUST!!!! http://t.co/Mr2lFxTY (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Mad props to @angeladeyoha for EPIC COMPLIANCE WITH MY CUPCAKELUST!!!! http://t.co/Mr2lFxTY


01/27/12--22:29: Mollena: @mhoobler girl they fucked me in the mouth with a red velvet whoopie pie!!! (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @mhoobler girl they fucked me in the mouth with a red velvet whoopie pie!!!


01/28/12--07:12: Mollena: Doing that annoying thing I hate of having to change outfits 5x. In my defense, the skirt around which I built my énsemble is now too big. (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Doing that annoying thing I hate of having to change outfits 5x. In my defense, the skirt around which I built my énsemble is now too big.


01/28/12--12:57: Mollena: At #CreatingChange with Vi Johnson messin with the white folks #KnowYourNegro http://t.co/tXfnZ70B (chan 2261433)

Mollena: At #CreatingChange with Vi Johnson messin with the white folks #KnowYourNegro http://t.co/tXfnZ70B


01/28/12--13:07: Mollena: @BoyKaden I gotta start wearing lipstick and huge fake eyelashes...that's how you can tell, right? (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @BoyKaden I gotta start wearing lipstick and huge fake eyelashes...that's how you can tell, right?


01/28/12--13:11: Mollena: @funkybrownchick the difference is a bruised ego. And the bruisee is usually the one whining about the latter if the former doesn't pan out. (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @funkybrownchick the difference is a bruised ego. And the bruisee is usually the one whining about the latter if the former doesn't pan out.


01/28/12--14:18: Mollena: @TrysteroTweets she suggested that...her tummy butterflies are, apparently, very like pterodactyls ;-) (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @TrysteroTweets she suggested that...her tummy butterflies are, apparently, very like pterodactyls ;-)


01/28/12--18:13: Mollena: Just killed @Lochai .... he's choking on my dick (joke.) You can thank me later. (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Just killed @Lochai .... he's choking on my dick (joke.) You can thank me later.


01/28/12--18:32: Mollena: Best. Stuff. Evar. Look srsly its creamified Biscoff cookies. I'd lick this off of ANYTHING! http://t.co/piSnnuOQ (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Best. Stuff. Evar. Look srsly its creamified Biscoff cookies. I'd lick this off of ANYTHING! http://t.co/piSnnuOQ


01/28/12--19:02: Mollena: Aww yeah...gettin freaky in B'more...that's Nutella®. Perverts. http://t.co/PgJeNtIZ (chan 2261433)

Mollena: Aww yeah...gettin freaky in B'more...that's Nutella®. Perverts. http://t.co/PgJeNtIZ


01/28/12--19:21: Mollena: @Bendyogagirl @Lochai ah well...no booty hosing for me! (chan 2261433)

Mollena: @Bendyogagirl @Lochai ah well...no booty hosing for me!